Bull Shit Seasoning: 12oz. Bull Shit is the finest steak seasoning to ever grace a pantry, no shit. After extensive testing in our Shit kitchens, we have come up with the perfect seasoning to compliment the finest cut of beef on the planet, the ribeye. But just wait until you see how Bull Shit brings out the tender goodness of T-bones, NY Strips, filets, flatirons and sirloins.

Special Shit Seasoning: 13oz. Special Shit All Purpose Seasoning is a savory addition to any food! Made from a combination of flavorful spices that are delicately blended to produce a gourmet seasoning unlike any other, Special Shit is guaranteed to send your taste buds reeling! For a real BBQ treat, fire up your grill and use our secret spice blend for grilling and barbeque. You'll have delectable steaks, chicken, seafood, pork, potatoes, and veggies! Just add Special Shit and you'll land rave reviews!

Chicken Shit Seasoning: 12oz. We’ve got something to crow about! Chicken Shit is the seasoning designed especially for chicken! This ain’t the same herbs and spices the fat man in the White suit uses; this is so much better! Chicken Shit is guaranteed to produce the juiciest, most succulent chicken imaginable. No matter how you prepare your poultry, Chicken Shit will bring out the best of the bird.

Ingredients: Salt, Granulated Onion, Garlic, Granulated Basil, Pepper, Paprika, Parsley, Granulated Celery, Granulated Oregano, Calcium Stearate.

Aw Shit Seasoning: 9oz. Aw Shit Hot n' Spicy Seasoning is specially blended for those who want to put a little zip in their doo-da. With a hot combo taste of Mexican meets Cajun, this seasoning provides just the right amount of kick to make you say "Aw Shit!" Aw Shit will get you reaching for the nearest beer, but without having to "bite the bullet" the next morning. Whether you're a gourmet cook or a sadist trying to get even with a friend, Aw Shit will provide the extra heat to bring out your best.

Ingredients: Cayenne Pepper, Seasoning Salt, Chili Powder, Ancho Chili Powder, Garlic Salt, Pepper.